Friday, July 24, 2009

When in the Presence........


from the WGaS Bylaws:
000.001-Rider conduct when spouses, significant others, children or other relatives or friends of the aforementioned are present:
(a)Conversation regarding any of the following: cost of, current ownership of, purchases of, future ownership of , potential ownership of, interest in ownership of , lusting for possession of: bikes, bike-related equipment, bike accessories or other such items shall not be discussed in any manner or fashion in the presence of any of the above for any reason
(b) Statements of any kind which could be perceived to praise the spouse or significant other while disparaging the WGaS member is forbidden- examples would be: "How have you put up with him for so many years" or "I can't believe you let him ride so often".
WGaS members violating this prohibition shall be relegated, sanctioned and disciplined in accordance with the opinion of a Board of Inquiry comprised of no less than one (1) WGaS member

3 comments:

pablo said...

All in favor say ...

Illinoisfrank said...

Add to first sentence: "...are present or within earshot, or might be within earshot:"

Also, there should be no discussion of what any presently owned item cost.

"Aye!"

BT said...

revised by committee